Archive for the ‘ Humor ’ Category

Sep
14

To every guy that’s said, “Sex CAN wait.”
To every guy that’s said, “You’re beautiful.”
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she’s sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy, even if you are not with her.

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore…
And because of this, there are not many left out there…

Oct
30

okay so I saw this on myspace and it gave me a cackle..

so here it goes

It’s called

LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE THE MYSPACE WAY

1) Thats not right…….. Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive……….. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP………….. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man…………………… Dum Fuk

5) Small horse………….. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?………….. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table…….. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift………… Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here……………….. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet………. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone……… No Pah King

12) staying out of sight………………………… Lei Ying Lo

13) He’s cleaning his automobile………… Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive………… Yu Stin Ki Pu

15)Great……………. Fa Kin Su Pah

16)For the losers who didnt get it…..WAI YU FUK IN DUM

If u understood how to do this, repost it and share the laugh.

Mar
10


I thank Steve
for this game.

when someone needs to be rescued. When Miss Carrie first told me about the decorations, i thought she was just being over dramatic.. then the decoration description got worse.. I told her she was delusional. As time progressed, I began to laugh at her discomfort. Taking joy in that I’ll never be subjected to the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation ala Virginia style. Well, now that I have seen the terror, I feel I must offer Carrie an apology.. well no not an apology. I was still laughing.. I still am actually.. -feels the joy-

BUT, if you wish to brave the terror by all means, I won’t stop you from looking but be forewarned..

–Becka

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